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Let's be honest. Peeing in front of people is awkward. Our Zzzmartbed comes with a pee collector that registers when you pee, and how much you pee. Whenever you need to go you just roll over and pee in the funnel. Hope you don't have a shy bladder..
On a more serious note, this serves as a catheter that measures the users urin excretion levels. In the future this could be extended with more sensors to do fluid content analyzation as well.